(I work at a clothing department store. We don’t offer a discount to our military, but we do have deals going on all the time. I overhear a customer speaking as if he has a military background. He eventually comes up to the counter.)
Me: “Hi, I couldn’t help but overhear, but what branch are you?”
Military Customer: “Oh, I am in [legitimate military branch]. I did a tour of Iraq for a while.”
Me: “In that case, I can see that you forgot your coupon! That’s not a problem; we’ll take 30% off for you!”
(The next customer behind him starts yelling.)
Next Customer: “I don’t have my 50% coupon!”
(I ignore her, and finished the soldier’s purchases.)
Next Customer: “I deserve my 50% off!”
Me: “Ma’am, our store has never had a coupon that goes over 30%.”
(The next customer begins to yell.)
Next Customer: “You gave that discount to him! Why can’t I get the discount?”
(The military customer calmly walks over, and takes off his left arm. The next customer’s eyes get really large.)
Military Customer: “Don’t worry, the 50% discount only costs an arm and a leg; give or take a bit.”
(The next customer flees without buying anything. Thank you to all of our military, and especially the ones with great humor!)
A powerpoint about Ohio from somebody who moved here from across the country 5 months ago
Try living here for 15 years. I regularly want to drill out my own eyeballs
Are you telling me people only use ‘salty’ in Ohio?
This is 1000% accurate.
Also stay the fuck away from Toledo.
Well I am off to go job this fine morning.
call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs
Honey is so true
Since my eyes couldn’t handle the 3D of a bigger screen (and I do cherish my old 3DS too much), I’ve decided to make someone on tumblr happy with their very own Pikachu Limited Edition 3DS XL! I’m really excited to be doing this, and I can just hope it will make someone smile.
No, I won’t be selling it. I am not obligated to answer why, because if you honestly want me to sell it, my answer won’t be sufficient for you. Message me off anon if you’re really dying to know.
Now that the boring parts are over with, let’s go over even more boring stuff, shall we?
- Reblogs and likes both count and will combined give you two entries.
- You don’t need to be following me. However it would be nice to meet new people, and I do post a lot of Pokémon.
- I’ll ship internationally, but the system is European.
- No giveaway blogs.
- Have your ask box open so that I may contact you.
The giveaway will end on May 10. Have fun, okay? (◡‿◡✿)
maybe i could win this- just maybe.
Sexy, but kinda looks like pikachu has nipples
Independent living is..
I imagine the last 2 panels as you zuni and wiki
Bravest Godtiers, a crossover I’m totally not making.
yes i am…
XD HONEY HONEY HONEY
XD honey I want a fluffy chicken